Kim Kardashian’s Konundrum

April 6, 2011

What should Kim Kardashian call her new perfume? It’s been a fortnight since the reality TV fame construct outsourced one of the key tasks that would qualify the “perfumista” part of her made-up job description, but despite receiving more than 8,000 suggestions in the first three hours alone, she has yet to announce the name of her latest smell. Clearly the lady needs a little help, so I’ve come up with a few suggestions of my own.

Konkoktion
Kornukopia
Klueless
Kredible
Kondescension
Krapsody
Kerr-ay-zee Name, Kerr-ay-zeely Gigantic Butt!
Khrist, no
Kan’t Be Bothered To Do This Myself
Kopout
Kweef
Stench Of Desperation
Smells like Dispirited Teens
Who?

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